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26.丫嗚婆
氣索到畢命時 If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Don't
you
make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So for my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
you
2
31.丫嗚婆
別與她遇上* If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Don't
you
make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So for my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
you
*男人事實若你要開心活在世上若你喜歡安安樂樂歌唱別要揀天仙嬌娃做對象盡力
3
11.丫嗚婆
氣索到畢命時 If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Don't
you
make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So for my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
you(!
4
3.丫嗚婆
氣索到畢命時 If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Don't
you
make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So for my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
you
5
28.哎烏婆
別與她遇上* If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Don't
you
make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So for my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
you
*男人事實若你要開心活在世上若你喜歡安安樂樂歌唱別要揀天仙嬌娃做對象盡力
6
12.Bust A Move(Young MC)
st A Move(
You
ng MC) This here's a jam for all the fellas Tryin' ... jam for all the fellas Tryin'
to
do what those ladies tell us Get shot down'cause ya over-zealous Play hard ... use ya over-zealous Play hard
to
get females get jealous Okay smarty g
to
a party Girls are scantily clad and showin' body A chick walks by ... showin' body A chick walks by
you
wish
you
could sex her But
you
're standing on the wall like
you
was Poindexter Next day
7
11.If You Wanna Be Happy
11.If
You
Wanna Be Happy ArtistJimmy Soul
you
wanna be happy For the rest of
you
r life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So from my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
you
. A pretty
woman
makes her husband look small And very often causes his downfall. As soon as he marries her Then she starts ... e marries her Then she starts
to
do The things that will break his heart. B
8
4.Just Google That Shit
When
you
need
to
know something that
you
don't already know don't ask me for the answer just gooo. And google that shit yall google that shit google that shit don't ask ... sky blue why this coffee make
you
pu why this viking make me itch why do I sing on pitch why thisJesus have.a name why do all people want the same why there is bu ... for everything'cause she's a
woman
? When
you
need
to
know something that
you
don't already know don't as
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8.Wife of Bath
t's right
you
heard me– just listen It's a hip-hop rendition of an Arthurian legend And the early religion at that time that time was pagan Th ... ose sorts of things According
to
old books: Lord of the Rings And the bible; I know they're just metaphorical Allegorical instead of his ... cal Allegorical instead of his
to
rical Sorry folks but this isn't
you
r show I decide how the s
to
ry is
to
ld And besides nowadays the fairies have vanished Banished just'cause
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21.Provanity
I got off
Marry
money have a child keep it pretty
ugly
as
you
eat sushi and drink cocktails. And I'm sick of ... nk cocktails. And I'm sick of
you
r smile And I'm sick of
you
r cake And I'm sick of
you
r meaningless blather And I'm sick of
you
r hair And I wish it weren't there Maybe some night i'll visit ... e Maybe some night i'll visit
you
sweetly There is no place I would rather be killed Than in my own backyard On my own propane grill And lolly
11
14.Bust A Move- Glee Cast(Young MC)
Glee Cast(
You
ng MC) This here's a tale for all the fellas Try ... a tale for all the fellas Try
to
do what those ladies tell us Get shot down cause ... s tell us Get shot down cause
you
're over zealous Play hard
to
get an females get jealous Ok smartie go ... les get jealous Ok smartie go
to
a party Girls are stancin the crowd is showin body A chick walks by ... showin body A chick walks by
you
wish
you
could sex her But
you
're standin on
12
3.Chianardo Di Caprio
hino XL-I
To
ld
You
So3.Chianardo Di Caprio(Different Girls talking on answering machine)-Hey Chino! It's Tina! I missed ... ey Chino! It's Tina! I missed
you
!! He he he... umJust wanted
to
say hello...=I love
you
...
you
know I love
you
right?
You
know I love
you
...(Chino snorting)(Chorus) It's the lifestyle(What? Chionardo Dicaprio) Welcome ... ? Chionardo Dicaprio) Welcome
to
my lifestyle(What What? Chionardo Dicaprio) It's
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5.Jerry Springer
ce we got
to
see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that
marry
Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite the slut and the crack ho Three days since we heard the tale About th ... About the guy who learned his
woman
was a she-male Yesterday it occurr
to
me That i've been watchin' a bit
to
o much jerry springer Holy cow d'
you
see it last week? Well they had this one freak Who sucker-punched his whole family Do ... r-punched his whole family Do
you
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6.Cemetery Girl
Girl'
to
night
to
night we gather the dead!''
to
night
to
night!''
to
night
to
night off with
you
r head! ya! hahahahahaha!' Ya know i cuts pigs up.(repeat7x) I know i can handle them mugs! She was ... can handle them mugs! She was
ugly
long hair short nice figure though. So at the funeral it made me cry out'why'd ... eral it made me cry out'why'd
you
die?' I cannot i-i couldn't sleep with not a wink. I only think about my lady i miss my baby!
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2.Cemetery Girl
liam Dail
To
night
to
night we gather the dead
To
night
to
night
To
night
to
night off with
you
r head
You
'll never guess what's up
You
'll never guess what's up
You
'll never guess what's up
You
'll never guess what's up
You
'll never guess what's up
You
'll never guess what's up
You
'll never guess what's up My muckin' head blew up She was ... muckin' head blew up She was
ugly
long hair short nice figure though So
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1.If You Want To Be Happy
x1.If
You
Want
To
Be Happy CHORUS If
you
want
to
be happy for the rest of
you
r life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife so for my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
you
(repeat) A pretty
woman
makes her husband look small And very often causes his downfall As soon as he marries her then she starts Doing the things tha ... t will break his heart But if
you
make an
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2.I Told You So
on Kan-Syn
to
nic2.I
To
ld
You
So Could've said I
to
ld
you
so
You
would never listen though I tried
to
tell
you
once or twice
You
would never take advice Could've said I ... r take advice Could've said I
to
ld
you
so
You
would never listen though I tried
to
tell
you
once or twice
You
would never take advice from me I woke up this morning and much ... woke up this morning and much
to
my surprise
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54.Bust A Move(In the Style of'Young MC')[Performance Track with Demonstration Vocals]
Style of'
You
ng MC')[Performance Track with Demonstration Vocals] This here's a jam for all the fellas Tryin' ... jam for all the fellas Tryin'
to
do what those ladies tell us. Get shot down'cause ... tell us. Get shot down'cause
you
're overzealous Play hard
to
get females get jealous. OK smarty go
to
a party Girls are scantily clad and showin' body. A chick walks by ... howin' body. A chick walks by
you
wish
you
could sex her But
you
're st
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1.Bust a Move(Diplo remix instrumental)
You
ng MC-RMXXOLOGY1.Bust a Move(Diplo remix instrumental) This here's a jam for all the fellas Try ... a jam for all the fellas Try
to
do what those ladies tell us. Get shot down'cause ... tell us. Get shot down'cause
you
're overzealous Play hard
to
get females get jealous. OK smarty go
to
a party Girls are scantily clad and showin' body. A chick walks by ... howin' body. A chick walks by
you
wish
you
could sex her But
you
're standin'
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1.Bust a Move(Diplo RMX)
You
ng MC-S
to
ne Cold Rhymin'1.Bust a Move(Diplo RMX) This here's a tale for all the fellas Tryin' ... ale for all the fellas Tryin'
to
do what those ladies tell us Get shot down cause ya over-zealous Play hard ... use ya over-zealous Play hard
to
get females get jealous Okay smarty g
to
a party Girls are scantily clad and showin' body A chick walks by ... showin' body A chick walks by
you
wish
you
could sex her But
you
're standing on the
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7.Bust a Move
You
ng MC-S
to
ne Cold Rhymin'7.Bust a Move This here's a jam for all the fellas Tryin' ... jam for all the fellas Tryin'
to
do what those ladies tell us. Get shot down'cause ... tell us. Get shot down'cause
you
're overzealous Play hard
to
get females get jealous. OK smarty go
to
a party Girls are scantily clad and showin' body. A chick walks by ... howin' body. A chick walks by
you
wish
you
could sex her But
you
're standin' on the w
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9.Bust a Move
You
ng MC-The Best of
You
ng MC9.Bust a Move This here's a jam for all the fellas Tryin' ... jam for all the fellas Tryin'
to
do what those ladies tell us. Get shot down'cause ... tell us. Get shot down'cause
you
're overzealous Play hard
to
get females get jealous. OK smarty go
to
a party Girls are scantily clad and showin' body. A chick walks by ... howin' body. A chick walks by
you
wish
you
could sex her But
you
're standin' on the
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1.If You Wanna Be Happy
s1.If
You
Wanna Be Happy If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So from my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
you
If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So from my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
you(!
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10.If You Wanna Be Happy
10.If
You
Wanna Be Happy If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So for my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
you
If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So for my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
you
25
11.Bust a Move(Glee Cast Version)
as Tryin'
to
do what those ladies tell us Get shot down'cause ... s tell us Get shot down'cause
you
're overzealous Play hard
to
get females get jealous Ok smarty go
to
a party Girls are scantily clad and showin' body A chick walks by ... showin' body A chick walks by
you
wish
you
could sex her But
you
're standin' on the wall like
you
was Poindexter Next day's function high class luncheon Food is served and ... s luncheon Food is served and
y
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11.Our Prayer
oon. What
you
want? I wanna sit and do nothing. Ma
you
a new dress. Hope my babies are happy Someplace god will bless. Celie! Get ... ce god will bless. Celie! Get
to
work! Ain't no need
to
discuss. It ain't worth a big fuss. Whatever come ... rth a big fuss. Whatever come
to
us Is in god's hands. When i lay me down ... d's hands. When i lay me down
to
sleep I will say my prayer That god love me so deep He will promise our souls ... eep He will promise our
27
1.If You Wanna Be Happy
Dr. Vic
to
r & The Rasta Rebels-Greatest Hits1.If ... Rebels-Greatest Hits1.If
You
Wanna Be Happy If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So for my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
you
If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So for my personal point of view Get an
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5.The Wedding Dance
las Tryin
to
do what those ladies tell us Get shot down cause ya over-zealous Play hard ... use ya over-zealous Play hard
to
get females get jealous Okay smarty g
to
a party Girls are scantily clad and showin body A chick walks by ... showin body A chick walks by
you
wish
you
could sex her But
you
're standing on the wall like
you
was Poindexter Next days function high class luncheon Food they're serving ... luncheon Food they're serving
you
're
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9.If You Wanna Be Happy
存9.If
You
Wanna Be Happy作詞 Brood Lademacher If ... ppy作詞 Brood Lademacher If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Don't make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So from my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
you
If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Don't make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So from my personal point of view Get an ... personal po
30
12.If You Want to Be Happy
12.If
You
Want
to
Be Happy If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Don't make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So from my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
you
If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Don't make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So from my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
31
28.If You Want to Be Happy(Live)
28.If
You
Want
to
Be Happy(Live) If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Don't make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So from my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
you
If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Don't make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So from my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
mar
32
2.If You Wanna Be Happy- aka If You Want To Be Happy Live At PJ's-1963
]2.If
You
Wanna Be Happy- aka If
You
Want
To
Be Happy Live At PJ's-1963 If
you
wanna be happy For the rest of
you
r life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So from my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
you
. A pretty
woman
makes her husband look small And very often causes his downfall. As soon as he marries her Then she starts ... e marries her Then she starts
to(
33
72.Jerry Springer(Parody of'One Week' By BareNaked Ladies)
ce we got
to
see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that
marry
Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite the slut and the crack ho Three days since we heard the tale About th ... About the guy who learned his
woman
was a she-male Yesterday it occurr
to
me That I've been watchin' a bit
to
o muchJerry Springer Holy cow did
you
see it last week? Well they had this one freak Who suckered punched his whole family Do ... d punched his whole family Do
you(
34
1.Arranged Marriage
e gal and
to
get
marry
But listen when me talk tell everybody Me wan me arranged marriage from me mum and daddy Me wan gal fromJullunder City Me wan ... a soorni curi Me wan gal mon
to
look after me Me wan gal that say she love me Now nuff of them a come a mon from all over And who find them a no the buchular Me ... the match-maker Fe him job a
to
find the right partner Him have fe trod go a east and trod go a west And the north and the south fe find which gal best B
35
3.Bust a Move
as Tryin'
to
do what those ladies tell us Get shot down'cause ... s tell us Get shot down'cause
you
're over zealous Play hard
to
get females get jealous Okay smartie
to
a party Girls are scantily clad and showin' body A chick walks by ... showin' body A chick walks by
you
wish
you
could sex her But
you
're standin' on the wall like
you
was Poindexter Next day's function high class luncheon Food is served and ... s luncheon Food is served and
36
4.From A Logical Point Of View
ew If
you
want
to
be happy living a king's life Never make a pretty ... ng's life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife If
you
want
to
be happy living a king's life Never make a pretty ... ng's life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife Now all
you
have
to
do is just what I say And then
you
may be jolly merry and gay Therefore from a logical point of view Better ... logical point of view Better
marry
a
woman
uglie
37
5.From a Logical Point of View(Remastered)
d) If
you
want
to
be happy living a king's life Never make a pretty ... ng's life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife If
you
want
to
be happy living a king's life Never make a pretty ... ng's life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife Now all
you
have
to
do is just what I say And then
you
may be jolly merry and gay Therefore from a logical point of view Better ... logical point of view Better
marry
a
woman
uglie
38
3.If You Wanna Be Happy
ls: Collec
to
rs Gold, Volume 43.If
You
Wanna Be Happy If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So for my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
you
If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So for my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
gi
39
1.If You Wanna Be Happy
存1.If
You
Wanna Be Happy If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife>From my personal point of view get an ... personal point of view get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
you
. If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife no>From my personal point of view get an ... personal point of view get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
you(!
40
5.If You Want to Be Happy
存5.If
You
Want
to
Be Happy If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So from my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
you
If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So from my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
marry(!
41
6.If You Wanna Be Happy for the Rest of Your Life
存6.If
You
Wanna Be Happy for the Rest of
You
r Life If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So from my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
you
If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So from my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
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9.If You Want to Be Happy for the Rest of Your Life
存9.If
You
Want
to
Be Happy for the Rest of
You
r Life If
you
wanna be happy For the rest of
you
r life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So from my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
you
If
you
wanna be happy For the rest of
you
r life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So from my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
43
8.If You Wanna Be Happy
r8.If
You
Wanna Be Happy F. Guida C. Guida andJ. Royster If ... ida C. Guida andJ. Royster If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife Go from my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
you
Pretty
woman
makes her husband look small And very often causes his downfall As soon as he marries her then she'll start ... marries her then she'll start
44
20.I Was the One
Harris Len
to
n Tereill Hut
to
n
You
thought I was the one but I got my own whips Own chips own crib and I don't need this shit here ... d I don't need this shit here
You
thought I was the one
to
be dependin' on
you
I'm a independent
woman
I'm sorry homie that
you
You
thought I was the one
to
just settle for promises That
you
never kept thought I would fail but
you
won't'cause
You
thought I was the one but
you
been
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3.If You Wanna Be Happy(Originally Performed byJimmy Soul)
)3.If
You
Wanna Be Happy(Originally Performed byJimmy Soul) If ... erformed byJimmy Soul) If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So from my personal point of view Get an ... personal point of view Get an
ugly
girl
to
marry
you
If
you
wanna be happy for the rest of
you
r life Never make a pretty
woman
you
r wife So from my personal point of view Get an ... perso
46
11.Bust a Move(Glee Cast Version)
as Tryin'
to
do what those ladies tell us Get shot down'cause ... s tell us Get shot down'cause
you
're overzealous Play hard
to
get females get jealous Ok smarty go
to
a party Girls are scantily clad and showin' body A chick walks by ... showin' body A chick walks by
you
wish
you
could sex her But
you
're standin' on the wall like
you
was Poindexter Next day's function high class luncheon Food is served and ... s luncheon Food is served and
y
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73.The Luckiest Guy On The Lower East Side
le across
to
wn in the rain
to
bring
you
Candy andJohn would buy the gown for
you
to
wear
to
the Prom with
To
m the astronomer who'd name a star for
you
But I'm the luckiest guy on the lower east side'Cause I've got wheels and ... ide'Cause I've got wheels and
you
want
to
go for a ride Harry is the one I thin
you
'll
marry
But it's Chris that
you
kissed after school Well I'm a fool there's no doubt But when the sun comes o